Ohhai Thar :3
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
The most epic moving touching heartfelt story i have ever heard
Tears literally omg
(via nine-days-queen)
my wish for not only my parent’s, but for all homosexual people.
oh hey look, an LGBTQ campaign that doesn’t show white people as the face of LGBTQ issues for once.
win
(Source: mobilehomecoming, via pansexualpride)
